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When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason
Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect
use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know
my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy
A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.
"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection
A Team of people dedicated to dealing with erections from start to finish
We had the erection team on standby incase it began to subside
When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower
Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
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When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls
Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection
When u die and get hard after u die so u got like a zombie peen.
Yo dude I heard if you die sometimes your peen gets hard.
No way dude
Yes way dude
Dude
Dude
Dahhh that’s hot!
A zombie peen aka res-erection