My ex

A lying BITCH who cheated

Me: ewww my ex
Girls: he’s so cute
Me: not after he cheats

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Fed-Ex

Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed

Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.

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EX-T

EX-T: 1. (noun) A text message sent via a mobile phone to or from a former sexual or romantic partner.

2. (verb) The act in which one text messages a former sexual or romantic partner via a mobile phone.

"I'm getting sick of Sally ex-ting me, bro!"

"I got super drunk and sent her a stupid ex-t."

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ex-box

An ex-girlfriend that was kept around only for sex.

Dave's ex-box was smokin hot, but she was such a total bitch.

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deus ex

From God. Used as an alternative, although not very commonly, for Top Dawg.

''I just completed that game Deus Ex last night as that solid guy''

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Ex-change

Verb: When two people who use to be romantically involved give each other's possessions back.

After the breakup, we had to schedule an ex-change so I could get my contacts, shoes, and hat back from his house.

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Ex-Implode

An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.

WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!

WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!

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