Expressive eyebrows typically found on a mom
“Dude you have mom eyebrows”
Someone having itchy eyebrows means that they are gay.
“What’s up with Xavier? He’s been hitting on dudes all night.”
“Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows”
“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”
Have anal
"I went and did his eyebrows" - Girl
"So you had anal?!?!" - Friend
"Yeah and it was great!" - Girl
Yelled when you’re vibing with your boo and you wiggle/raise your eyebrows suggestively at each other at the same time.
“Last night my boo and I were about to get down and we eyebrow jinxed. So funny”
If that person's eyebrows were to connect they would take on the form of the mcdonald's sign.
Anahy garcia has mcdonald eyebrows.
If you claim ‘eyebrows’ on a fact but are then proved wrong your eyebrows get shaved off.
“That can’t be right”
“Eyebrows gen, it is”
As the name implies it means uneven eyebrows but what I wanted to tell you is the feeling of the urge for death that comes with it.
Ilayda: What is wrong?
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...