facial hardware

The crappy jewelry that otherwise cute girls wear in their noses, lips and other parts of their faces that is a huge turnoff for guys.

She's a really attractive girl, but why does she's have all that fing facial hardware?

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Leprechaun Facial

A sexual act in which green, hot, sticky leprechaun-juice is spewed onto ones face.

Chris the lonely leprechaun was sitting in the back seat of a van when he suddenly gave his buddy Mike a leprechaun facial.

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The Cullen Facial

After ejaculating on a girls face, glitter is thrown all over the ejaculate so as to cause glimmering from the nearest light source emulating the shimmer of the faggy vampires, The Cullens, in the Twilight Saga.

This chick kept telling me she was waiting for her "Edward", so when I finally got to hit it I gave her The Cullen Facial!

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Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

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facebook facial

the act of jazzing on someone's facebook profile

i gave her a meat shank and a facebook facial

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SpiderMan Facial

SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:

1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.

Peter North gave a SpiderMan Facial to Ron Jeremy.

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facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.

Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

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