Scientific Fact

Something that is undeniably true. This cannot be argued with or challenged on any grounds known to man.

That ball was travelling twice the speed of light, squared. That's a scientific fact.

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liddle fact

This is a fact found on the under side of selected Spring Valley Drinks. Spring Valley decided to put these stats on some beverages in 2004. They are a great liddle addition to a morning ritual and along with the great tasting juice you get, the liddle fact you receive should usually be pretty interesting and generally one that you can share around and gain much interest from other work buddies and friends.

Pros:
-Great way to start the day
-Interesting facts
-You learn more
-You get a nice juice to go along with ur liddle fact

Cons:
-Some of the facts are in fact, false making you look like a dickhead when you go to tell people and then they figure out you are wrong.
-Some of the marked lids that claim they have a "liddle fact" underneath them, actually deceive you and you receive a blank under side of the lid. which can in turn cause you to have a really bad day or even week.

Goran: Wow this lid has a Liddle fact underneath it!!

Amery: Really? Whats it say?

Goran: An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars!

Amery: Cool man.

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Whole Fact

To agree completely with someone. This term emerged in Rochester, NY, called The Roc, in 2015. We say 'whole fact' because we are overachievers and have a lot to prove in The Wild West that is our playground and war zone in the Roc.

Skin: She ratchet!
Attica: That's a whole fact!!

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Alternative Facts

Totally not lies.

Don't be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. You're saying it's a falsehood, and our press secretary, Sean Spicer, gave alternative facts to that.

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Alternative Facts

Lies

The Trump Administration is a Cornucopia of Alternative Facts!

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brain fact

A thought that you believe to be true. The "facts" are completely fabricated and are supported by zero empirical evidence whatsoever. The only qualifier is that you believe the fact to be true.

Jordon: "Fact: fat people have less body hair than skinny people."
Kara: "that's not a fact."
Jordon: "yes it is."
Kara: "supported by what evidence?"
Jordon: "My observations. Brain fact!"

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Stephan facts

When someone thinks they know everything and provide everyone with facts on a certain subject. Virtually a walking Wikipedia. Usually about 40% of the information is correct.

Oh gosh, here comes the Stephan facts.

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