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A family who your parents know and they try to force you to be friends with their kids, eventually getting married to their daughters/sons
Mom: son, we have to visit our family friend today, go pack your stuff
Son: ok mom.
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A new family made up from the remnants of divorced families.
Similar to the definition of a patchwork car. This term is used (in English) in German speaking countries.
Those newly-weds make a nice patchwork family. He brought his two daughters into the marriage, and she has a son from her first husband.
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The collective word for your aunt, uncle and cousins
Yeah we are going to go visit my second family next week. (Uncle Jared, Aunt Sarah, Cousin Jennifer, Julie and Dylan)
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Drama that is started and created unnecessarily by a family member that has to do with some aspect of your inner family circle. An innocent family member will inevitably be affected and probably brought in to the drama trap. The innocent will usually be named as the person who created this drama. This is usually a result of off-season drama.
I can't believe that she's starting all this family drama b/c she thinks I didn't buy her kid's anything for Christmas.
He's starting some family drama b/c he thinks I'm getting more than my share of the money that (insert deceased family member's name here)left for us.
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Multiple family members or residents of a home defecating(shitting) or urinating(pissing) in the same toilet several times without flushing to save on the cost of water.
Joe just lost his job so he informed his wife and children they'd have to family flush till he found another job.
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Something that those people who have don't try to impose on others, and those who don't possess try to shove down everyone's throats.
Massachusetts, the first US state to have legalized gay marriage, frequent attractor of hate from the "family values" crowd, has the lowest divorce rate in the US (2.4 per 1000 persons) and the lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the US (7.9% of pregnancies). For comparison, Texas, a bastion of "family values" (and executions), leads the nation in teenage pregnancy (16.4% of pregnancies); states in the Bible Belt (Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Texas) have divorce rates approximately 1.5 times the US average of 4.1 divorces per 1000 persons.
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a microwave family happens when a person marries someone who already has children. it's quick and easy, just like a microwave meal.
Q: have you heard that shaniqua got married?
A: yeah, but her new husband already has 5 kids. she's got herself a microwave family!
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