a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.
Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?
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The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.
Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.
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When a bunch of enemies are gathered up in one place in call of duty.
Dude, I just mowed down a Beaner Wiener Festival with the death machine.
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A Pagan Festival Orb is another name for a Pumpkin
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A popular Australian music festival for teenagers- who are most likely too drunk to remember which music icon they're listening to. Scallywags.
"oh those Future Music Festival teens!"
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A Yearly Festival at the University of California which offers many different activities for one to partake in. This event is an extreme waste of UCSD's budget and the main reason that Tuition goes up.
UCSD Administration 1: We don't have enough Money for Sun God Festival
UCSD Administration 2: Just raise Tuition
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To administer a monkeyface to ones self.
"I'd been waiting for aages, been very patient - finally I was able to go home and perform a harvest festival upon my person. Which was nice."
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