human flag

a person who goes to a pole and balanced his/her whole body with just their hands, looking like a flag.

Person 1: Hey, look at him!! what is he doing?

Person 2: Oooh, he is just doing the human flag, how strong he is to blance his whole body like that!

Person 1: Wow! Just amazing, i wanna do that too!!

Person 2: You're not that strong!

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anti flag

a totally awsome punk band
Justin Sane
Pat Thetic
Chris Head
Chris #2

liberal: anti-flag is an awsome band
conservative: i think they are hipicritical and just want to run poor geroga bush out of office. george bush is my hero!
liberal: if only you knew...

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Flag Football

When a male wants to have sex with a female while she is on her period, but the female doesn't want to. Male yells "Flag Football" and object is for the female to try to score a touchdown by getting to the bed before the male pulls the flag aka string of tampon out. If male pulls out the flag then he gets to have sex.

Bob: I'm so tired from flag football last night.

Karl: Oh you play intramurals?

Bob: No dude, I played 3 games with my lady last night and I pulled her flag all 3 times.

NFL Tackle Football Touchdown Super Bowl

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freak flag

Letting loose, being down with your cool self, especially in front of a group of strangers. Your inner freak, that wants to come out, but often is supressed, from social anxiety.

Ang: "Hey T-Rev, whatcha doin this weekend bra?"

Trev: "Ang, I'm gonna fly my freak flag!"

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black flag

The symbol of anarchism. When the flag is diagonally divided into black and red sections, it is a symbol of anarcho-syndicalism.

Burn all nations and governments and hoist the black flag on the pole.

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fag flag

Also know as the the raindow flag, often used by homosexuals.

In action: *Homosexual waves rainbow flag*

Homophobe: Quit waving your fag flag!

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freedom flag

1. A flag that stands for freedom.
2. "Le Tricolore" - The flag of France (in the present anti-French climate). This strikes me as being hilariously amusing because the entire reason why the Congress renamed French fries in the first place was to show that France did not support military action for freedom. The ironic juxtaposition inherent in the subtextual deconstructuralist narrative frame of this dialogical reificate is so funny that it makes me want to shit my pants, wipe it on the windows, and then run naked through Congress with my hands in the air gibbering like a lunatic.

1. Dude, the American flag is the only freedom flag in the world because everybody knows that America is the only free country in the world.

2. What flag do the French have then?

1. Shit.

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