The cold or flu one gets after flying on a airplane, especially after long flight.
After returning to New York from San Francisco John came down with airplane flu.
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to be pregnant, about to be a "mummy"
Juno caught egyptian flu from Bleeker the only time they screwed.
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When a seemingly normal person develops an obsession with a certain computer game.
You never leave your house! You're on the computer all the time. Dude, you've got n00b flu.
Example of what a person infected with n00b flu might say:
OMG i totally pwned this guy at CS yesterday! he was doing mad hacks, but with my supreme skillz i got a headshot on him like 5 times, ROFL!
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any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant
Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.
The flu-like symptoms that occur when a person’s heroin supply dries up.
“It’s been 2 days since I shot dope. That brown flu isn’t kicking my ass”
Having or contracting an std.
You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.
Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.
Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.