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one who uses the restroom, flushes, and then carelessly walks away without checking for residue
John is a flush walker cause when I went to pee, he left a skunk stripe in the toilet
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When your toilet flushes itself after appearing to be clogged, coming through in the clutch.
I took a dump last night and tried to flush. The water level rose so I thought I was screwed, but I gave it a second and it clutch flushed.
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Fanny Flush is the act of urinating inside a lady's vagina until she overflows and then pushing your fingers into her vagina causing the urine to spill over and out of her vagina and onto the ground.
(Think of it as putting an ice cube in a full glass of water and the water spilling over onto the table - this is the same kind of thing.)
"I gave her a fanny flush last night."
fanny flush sex urine
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a device used for smoking pot, made out of tin foil. when your done you crush it, and flush it. disposing of any evidence.
We don't have a bowl.
Let's use a crush and flush!
OKAY!
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a technique used by generations of attendees of Central High School, or almost any Philadelphia public school, where you skillfully use your foot to flush the toilet. Who knows what has been on that handle.
Person A: "Yo, have you ever been to the bathrooms?"
Person B: "They are nasty as shit bro!"
Person A: "I know right?! I don't wanna touch anything in there!"
Person B: "Totally, thats why I use the foot-flush. For some quality no-hand-flushing."
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ejaculation by means of masturbation
preventative measure to reduce the risk of prostate cancer
'Flush the ducts'
The new study, published in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association, was based on an ongoing survey covering a variety of health issues of thousands of men who were 40 to 75 when the study began in 1986. In 1992 they were asked to report the average number of ejaculations they had per month during ages 20 to 29, 40 to 49 and during the previous year. In later surveys they were asked to report if they had been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Why are you taking so long in the bathroom, Johnny?
Im just flushing the ducts, mom!
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When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
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