i want to unalive myself

When you want to die but you can't say "I wanna die" because of demonitaisation

Timmy (he is a nerd): DUDEEE WE HAVE 3 EXAMS IN 3 WEEKS!!! LESSSGO
Me: I want to unalive myself

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i want to kill myself

A common phrase used among teenagers to express a minor inconvenience.

teen1 "The train is late"

teen2 "I want to kill myself"

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im gonna kill myself

something u say when something embarrassing happens

oh shit he saw me jerking off, im gonna kill myself

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i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

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I'm going to kill myself

Expression

Something that especially a suicidal person would say to underline that they have gone through a lot and are not able to mentally or physically keep up with the current situation anymore.

My life is nothing but endless suffer, I think I'm going to kill myself

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screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phrase used when one hates a certain situation

friend 1: “ugh I have work soon, screaming crying killing myself.”

friend 2: “don’t kill yourself!”

friend 1: “it’s a figure of speech babes.”

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i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

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