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The tell-tale signs that a traffic cop has been waiting for speeders. Can be coffee cups, food wrappers as well as worn tyre tracks behind a sign.
Behind the billboard was an array of donut bones. We knew then, to slow down when travelling in this area.
An insult that is made up by a menace to society.
“Are you stupid?”
“Donut Sandwich!”
Once upon a time.... In a land far far away, there lived a husband and a wife... The husband loved his wife very much, despite her extreme laziness... One day, the husband had to leave on a business trip...and knowing how lazy his wife was, he made her a GIANT donut to put around her neck to eat... However, little did he know that she was SO lazy that when she finished the front half of the donut, she didn't even turn her head to eat the rest of it.... So she died. THE END. the moral of the story: don't be lazy (like Elizabeth)
Brianna: "I was lying in bed last night and I really had to pee, but I just thought if I fell back asleep I wouldn't have to pee anymore.... I spent like 50 minutes lying awake!"
Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"
The act of urinating into the anal cavity during sex. Thereby giving her a vinegar donut.
Dude I gave this awesome chick anal and was desperate for a piss so I gave her a vinegar donut.
The act of inserting the head of a blowtorch into the rectum of another person, and proceeding to ignite the flame.
“Can I borrow your torch head?” “Don’t you have one?” “Yeah but I need one with an igniter trigger on it.” “Why?” “I think the next time my step-sister gets stuck in the dryer, I’m gonna give her a crispy donut.”
Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.
BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.
JOHN: Why?
BOB: Cuz he's a donut froster.
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