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The Great Leap Forward

The above title is one of the Mao Zedong's chronic brain farts.
No government has killed more people through incompetence and stupitidy than the People's Republic of China, chink commies are in a class of their own. This utopian leap took place from 1958 to 1962 where the intension was rapidly industrialize the country by producing steel with primitive backyard furnaces caused one of the largest famine in human history – no one knows the exact death toll but estimates range from 15 to 55 million who starved to death during its worst years 59 - 61. And of course, according to the official truth the scapegoats were like always "hostile western forces."

Deng Xiaoping combined Mao's ruthlessness without his incompetence, Xi Jinping, a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh kills too, he has focused on the Uyghur minority and of course other regular stuff like the genocide in Tibet.

The great leap forward is not a long jump term.

by O. W. Tongueincheek July 6, 2024

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Forward

A forward's job is to score goals.
This is the most glamorous position on the team.
The best strikers are those who annoy the defenders the most and cause the most problems.

The Forward has been our only goal scorer this season

by Jess5755 August 26, 2022


forward sizzle

Australian slang: Alerting others to an impending announcement, or exciting news

Most commonly used when getting a new/better job

Evokes the wafting of sausage sizzle/smell of an announcement over others, in preparation

Dan: hey everyone, just a bit of forward sizzle for this afternoon, stay tuned

Everyone: k (expecting sizzle)

Dan at 4pm: yeah, so I’m excited to announce I’ll be the new assistant area compliance officer for the local food safety authority, keen for new beginnings *fist bump emoji*

Everyone: sweet

by hoomuzu February 16, 2023


adventure forward

adventure forward is a game.(it's a game no way)

#1: ay Wanna play adverb force ?????????
#2: do you mean adventure forward

by Ixolxanshine August 3, 2023


plant forward

A pretentious snob that does not want to be associated with vegans but is in fact a vegan.

“Sorry can you remove the meat on that”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”

by Judgeyjudy May 21, 2022


Called Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

At that moment I felt called forward: , I heard that inner voice, and I knew to be true to myself I needed to answer the call and speak up to say out loud exactly was what was on my mind, that wasn't a joke. It wasn't funny - it was from a perspective of ignorance.

by collinka October 30, 2021