French house

Style of house music similar to Daft Punk. This is mainly comes from France (durr), but is not solely french. Uses lots of cut-offs and phasers and samples from disco tracks. Makes you want to dance all night.

Good French house artists:
Daft Punk
Cassius

Le Knight Club
Alan Braxe and Fred Falke
Louis La Roche (only non French one here)
Kavinsky

Labels:
Crydamoure
Roulé
Vertigo
Darling

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French fuck

To masturbate by placing one's penis between a woman's breasts.

Definition of clinical insanity: when you would prefer to be submitting entries to the Urban Dictionary rather than having a French fuck with Britney.

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French Horn

The best instrument ever. Pitched in F with over 5-6 octaves, one of the hardest brass instruments to learn and master. (I havent mastered it myself. Another 10 years for me. :-D) Mastering could take years and years and many hornists havent ever mastered this beautiful instrument. Heard in Wind Ensembles, Orchestras and Chamber Ensembles as many people who play horn cannot play well. Only determination and will power can get you to play this instrument well. Most people dont know that embouchre and air are the key to this instrument. Hard to play in tune when you start off. Once mastered this instrument can bring the very best out of you. Word.

John: You play French Horn?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!? That instrument sucks!
Evan: No. It's the best damn instrument ever. Get it straight.

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french blowjob

When using your tongue during a blowjob to swirl around the head of the penis until orgasm occurs.

She gave me a french blowjob and I loved her technique so much I married her.

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french braid

this was from a sketch on Mad TV:

when a woman puts another woman on a reclining chair, then lifts her ass up over her head, fills her vagina with gray poupon and cocktail wieners, then buries her face up to the *beep* in her *beep* until it's clean, all the while necromancing(?) *beep*

"Now, Carmela cannot give Rosa a french braid."

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french horn

the freakin awesome brass instrument that only freakin awesome people can play!

The french horn is the best brass instrument ever and its doesnt sound like some weird animal dying like a trumpet does!

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French bazooka

A French bazooka is the act of taking a French bread stick, cutting both ends off and inserting it into the anus of a willing participant that is suffering from diarrhoea, the participant then proceeds to then deficate in an explosive manner shooting excrement out of the bread stick.

Ahh man, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me the best French bazooka I've ever had.

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