Random
Source Code
Random
the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.
hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?
When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.
Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.
when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.
‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all’
you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo
Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.
14👍 19👎
When someone has drank too much at a party and goes outside to vomit but instead passes out. Then you turn them over on their back and shit in their mouth. This turd will eventually become frozen fudge.
" That Bruce guy was an ass all night, so when he passed out, I gave him a Frozen Fudge!"
3👍 2👎
Taking a poo on a paper plate, putting it in the freezer and using it as a dildo during foreplay.
Hey baby, the Frozen Franklin should be rock-solid in about 20 minutes!
3👍 2👎
The act of freezing your shit into a dildo shape until you later use it to fuck yourself or others with until it melts.
James used a frozen loggy on tom to pleasure him anally.
4👍 2👎