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A jeep driven by some 40 year old rich prick who doesn’t know how to drive over 40km/h and takes up the whole road .
Look at your wan driving the big fuck off jeep
tis a phat fuck off turbo that is under the hood of a fuck off supra
how much boost you running on the phat fuck off turbo
yeah nah cunt about 16
argh man thats a phat fuck off turbo
The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender
( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!
The term 'Fuck it off' is a more forceful way of telling someone to get rid of something, or to stop doing something.
One can use a 'he' or 'she' instead of 'it' if need be.
Example A:
A waitress approaches John's table.
Waitress: Are you finished with your burger, sir?
John: Yeah, fuck it off.
Example B:
John is playing Mary a new song he composed.
John: So what did you think of my new song, Mary?
Mary: I didn't really like the breakdown. Fuck it off.
Example C.
Michelangelo is showing DaVinci his artwork, the Statue of David.
Michelangelo: Do you like my sculpture, DaVinci?
DaVinci: It's terrible, fuck it off.
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April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day
Hey bro today's national fuck off day
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The best word to use when pissed off at someone really bad
Oh fuck off mother fucker
Fuck off mother fucker I'm trying to lick a pussy here
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1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.
1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"
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