What you scream when you are royally fucked!
Holy fuck shit damn! He got his ass lit up
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-Another way of saying "holy crap"
- Yo, fucking shit balls, I hate homework.
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The exact combination of words that replaces anything that you forgot or can't think of fast enough. Said with a short pause between "Fucking" and "Shit ass"
Mom: Why were you out so late?!
Me: I don't know...fucking shit ass.
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What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.
Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!
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when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night
you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!
dickhead: what?
you: never mind
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When entering a bathroom or public toilet/stall and finding shit on the walls, seat, door, and/or floor. This happens often in truck stops and bars, but occasionally in ones own home.
1) I went in to clean the laied room and it was a mess. It looked like a fucking shit storm in there!
2) Hey, can someone bring me some paper towels. I just created a fucking shit storm in this bathroom!
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Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
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