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To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth.
Jane was playing dead so I gave her the old Funky Kingston.
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an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.
"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"
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Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.
"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"
"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"
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A phrase used to describe a group of arseholes
Oh shit, the funky bunch is working today, looks like I'm in for a shit shift
When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.
Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic
Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.
Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.
There is nothing funky about a funky benno! This treacherous fiend will be often found windmilling his choad in Waterlooville precinct in an attempt to woo the local fruit cake “crazy Helen”. Benno and Helen are often found exchanging sexual favours in Home Bargains with another local nitty named ‘Denmead Shane’ and have actually been given lifetime bans from nearly all local establishments. A funky benno is a severe sexual deviant opting to penetrate anything he possibly can with his phallus, one Tesco worker had described how Benno had been caught humping the jam doughnuts in broad daylight.
Yo that dude is a complete funky benno! I just caught him tossing his meat down the pastry isle!