fur ring

the magical hairy entity that formulates around your finger when you manually penetrate a woman (or a pre-mature girl)

have you seen my fur ring?

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Fur-day

Fur-day is the worst fucking day of the year, it only comes December 20th thankfully, if you somehow managed to have a friend that’s a furry, let’s say you’re in some deep shit

Furry friend: “It’s fur-day today!”
You: “Oh fuck, oh shit”

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pro fur

fur was popular in the 1920's and in the stone age, people don't have fur naturally so why can't we just have other animals. that and it looks just fantastic.
if you take this veiw you are whats known as 'pro fur'.

hunter 'oh i say, the lepoards really are in full bloom this season'

other man 'ohhh i say, you really are very pro fur'

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Fur Pocher

Fur Pocher- a guy who dates,hooks up or tries to get with an under age girl.

Look at JJ parked over there at the middle school with melted chocolate in his lap, what a Fur Pocher.

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fur-licker

A racial slur used to describe French people/people who have sex with a French woman. The term refers to the fact that since most French women tend to refrain from shaving their legs and their underarms, anyone who has sex with them is called a 'fur-licker'. This term also applies to ordinary Frenchmen.

Haha! That guy fucked that foreign exchange student from France! What a fur-licker!

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Fur Momma

Fur Mommas and their binary counterparts, Fur Daddys, are sweethearted souls who take care of one or more furry mammals.

Zee is such a good fur momma. Look how she cares for her cats. OMG. She's amazing with them, and they allow her to live. 👀

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Anti-Fur

A genius.

Woah? You're a Anti-Fur? I've heard you have a IQ over 300.

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