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Best thing in the world. Will try and like almost anything. The relationship usually doesn't work out but holy damn will you have some nifty times.
Kinky Girlfriend: Hey wanna try anal?
Me: Doesn't that hurt you?
Kinky Girlfriend: LOL I'm not the one taking the dick.
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Someone you date for a while to make sure they aren't crazy before you go to the girlfriend stage. Applies to boys also.
Yea she's my pre-girlfriend. I'm thinking about promoting her if the crazy don't come out.
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you middle-aged uncle on drugs behind his pc with a girl Roblox outfit on.
when a 6 year old gets his first boner.
bob: "hey jimmy i got a roblox girlfriend" "SICK man!"
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A anime about step siblings that fall in love with the brother and one has had sex with the brother before they were step siblings.
Ex1 . " hey have you seen that new anime called Domestic Girlfriend its a love triangle between step siblings "
An attractive female who blows your mind with her body and looks and who usually goes to the gym at the same time that you do and you begin to look for her every time you go to the gym.
Amir: “Yo dawg, my gym girlfriend is doing hip thrusts on the hip thrust bench! She’s so fine!”
Eric: “Have you ever talked to her?”
Amir: “No, but we’ve made eye contact before!”
When you're strolling down the land of make-believe and suddenly a ferocious beast with powers far surpassing your own attacks you out of nowhere- only this time it's in real life. When your girlfirend wants some attention, she'll get it one way or another.
Player 1: Hey, after this run, I'm gonna have to bounce.
Player 2: Why?
Player 1: I've got a little girlfriend aggro here.
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Its that one person you hope you never lose, its that one person that will be by your side day and night, when you need her, she will be there for you. Shes the person that no matter what happens, she will stick by your side. An amazing girlfriend is someone who tells you i love you everyday and always puts a smile on your face no matter what mood you are in. An amazing girlfriend is someone who loves you more than anything that anyone can imagine, she loves you to bits and shes the person who falls asleep on your shoulder during movies, comes to your sporting events no matter what weather is like, she's the girl that everyone wants but only you can have... You know why? Because she loves you more than anything. If any of you guys have an amazing girlfriend like this, treat her well and she will be the happiest girl you will see in your life.
Random guy: dude who's that girl??
Lucky guy: her? Thats my amazing girlfriend, you know the girl that means everything to you?
Random guy: damn you're lucky to have her
Lucky guy: thanks man, she means alot to me
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