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global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

by Commoguy April 20, 2010

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Global Disaster Akshay

Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning.

His films have affected more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in overseas
He is The ultimate Global Disaster far more threatening than Global warming

Global Disaster Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments for a living

by badnaam_benaam July 2, 2019

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Global Assault Yeet Squad

The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.

Example 1:

BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!

BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.

by nigger69420 November 28, 2019


Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Pretty much Call of Duty for Russians.

Эй , вы собираетесь в Counter-Strike: Global Offensive турнир в эти выходные ?

by twilight the fat wizard March 12, 2016

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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

A game that doesn't require any skills to be good at, all you need is a good inventory. You should have one of your several Karambit knives equipped at all times and inspect it in game whenever possible to ensure that anybody who is spectating you is aware that you are aware you're being watched and you are absolutely showing off that extremely pricey knife you own.

Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. Fu­ck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.

While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.

You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.

Yo bro, check out my new StatTrak Karambit Slaughter that I unboxed on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It only took me 978 keys!

by JuannyBravo September 20, 2014

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counter strike global offensive

A game that requires lots of skill and time to perfect it is not another call of duty FPS. this game is a very skilled FPS with tournaments that go up to 200,000 thousand dollars. it has a great adult community usually 17-40 very good sportsmanship i recommend buying this from steam!

CS GO Counter Strike Global Offensive

by DemiZe_PHANTOM December 12, 2013

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Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

by William Roberts January 6, 2020