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When a guy goes in to finger a girl and he misses her vagina and gets caught in her gooch and takes the gooch train right up to her ass and accidentally starts fingering her butthole.
"I was so wasted man, I slipped and took the S.S. gooch train right to her butthole"
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Gooch Throb is a condition that results from extreme excitement whereby the male's gooch becomes swollen and red, and a slight throbbing can be felt internally in the region of the gooch.
Gooch throb is not sexual excitement which would result in an erection (see boner or hard on) it is only possible to have Gooch throb in a non-sexual situation.
Z Dawg: Hey dude I am sooooo excited about game-a-palooza II tomorrow that my freakin' Gooch is throbbing
Captain Spanky: Whoa Dude, you need to calm down, it sounds like you've got a bad case of Gooch Throb!
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A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.
A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.
While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
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n. Similar to swamp ass, gooch grease is the disgusting smelling mixture of sweat, shit crusties, and lint that forms along the inner gooch forming a slime-like substance
ex. After a long night at the club my boxers were covered in gooch grease.
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the sweat and juice that comes out of the space between your genitiles and anus (Credit to Daniel Ramierez aka GRIMLIN23)
My boxers are all sticky i think its gooch juice
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When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.
Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape
Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing
Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp
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