You gotta eat the booty like groceries

EATTING THAT ASS

You gotta eat the booty like groceries tonight

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Gotta go get some work done

It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.

Listen guys, I'll be back in a bit. I gotta go get some work done.

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its always one of them gotta be ugly

the rest of my username.

also, go do your homework.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet

I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

i gotta go see a man about a dog

I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue

Person 1: " So where you off to?"

Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"

Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )

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Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies

When a man is doing less than the bare minimum so you have to step in and do all the work or else it will never get done

Abby: Are you going to do any more for this group project?

Matt: I already wrote the intro and I’m busy this week

Abby: Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies