grab ass

A game typically played in large crowds in which you grab random guys' asses and nonchalantly keep walking/doing whatever you were doing. Give your friends a heads up so they can laugh & give you a report. Causes confusion & is hilar when done right.

If confronted: deny it with repulsed look on your face.

Nicole: Dude it's 2:25, the bars are about to let out. We should play a round of grab ass.
Kaitlyn: Hell yeah, look at that one, it's just asking to be grabbed.
(Everyone exits; most likely drunk)
Megan: (Grabs a hand full of ass)
Random Guy: WOAHHH, what the...? (snaps head around, confused, possibly thinking it was the person behind him)

SUCCESS.

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grab bag

A gram of weed sold in a bag.

hey, can I get a grab bag for 10 bucks?

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grab-ass

a marching band term for screwing around during practice.

Nick: Hey, quit playin' grab-ass and concentrate. Before we do this next set i want you to think to yourself: 'I'm gonna OWN this bitch!' say it with me...

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Grab a Wing

Phrase commonly used by people of good morals when helping a handicapped person walk somewhere by grabbing under their arms or wings.

Grab a wing, nigga !

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ankle grabbing

The act of having sex when in a communal shower. Usually seen in jails.

aka Dropping the soap.

Let me grab my ankles and we will have some fun.

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grab list

A "things to do" list that someone has or may create when they have so many things to do that they can't imagine when or how they will get done. This can be a general list or specific to a particular subject or project. This list may be used to organize smaller "to do" lists or just to list random things that need to be done, sometime.

"I'm going to add looking for a gymnastics program for my daughter to my grab list. Hopefully I'll get around to that soon."

Grab List for house:
-fix patio doors
-change exterior light bulbs
-change interior light bulbs
-paint the entire interior of our 3,500 square foot house
-change the carpet and other flooring in the entire house, etc.

grab a link

The new way to connect with work acquaintances in pandemic times when you can't grab a drink.

Hey man, let's grab a link at the end of the presentaion.