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granny fly

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.

Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.

by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009


Granny's Round

A discreet way of mentioning that a girl is on her period.

Girl 1: Whats up?
Girl 2: Granny's round...
Girl 1: aah...

by MaryLauryn July 27, 2011


Granny Pedonika

a entertainer who is african-american.
she got accused of sexually abusing children in 2023.

Oh, Granny Pedonika, you’re my favourite!

by thecharacterwannie August 20, 2023

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granny nanny

One who has the care of an elderly family member.

A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.

by M. Spangenberg January 6, 2008


Felt Granny

An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.

All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.

by OGsunshine April 23, 2018


granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing athletic activities

Need to get your ass to the floor force your heels down because right now with those granny hips that you have your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018


granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.

John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!

by jumbo granny panties January 9, 2011