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An expression used by chavs to express their hatred for anyone with an IQ higher than 20. Hanging around in groups of at least five, they wait around street corners eating Maccy D's all day until one of them plucks up the courage to shout to a stranger "Get a haircut, hippie!". This will often be followed by any kind of comeback, witty or not, of which the chav will be unable to reply.
Chav: Get a haircut, hippie!
Person: Can't afford one... got any money?
Chav: Err...
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One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
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Five dollar haircut (aka Supercuts)
As Supercuts charges 5 dollars for a haircut, a five dollar haircut is a really sharp cut in the game of pool. This usually results with the cue ball traveling uncontrollably around the table, and ends with a fucked up leave. Just like a haircut at Supercuts.
Shit... you going for the five dollar haircut?
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the gay ass deathcore band loved by screamo/emo/scene people and they are from BARNSLEY not Sheffield, usually known as bring me the horizon, they're fucking shit and make a mockery of metal music and only popular because of mainly scene girls fancying Oli Sykes and wanting to be with the in crowd of scene core or boys wanting to be oli sykes and been cool/sexy. Without Oli Sykes they would just be another shit scene band. Drummers shit as well and guitarists finger tap out of time and bassist is practically non existent, may as well be a third guitarist
all known scene children liking bring me the haircuts
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when a dude or chick gets a haircut that looks like the head of a penis
damn look at that penis bowl haircut on that dude he looks like a penis
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A sex move in which the man cums on the woman's face, then proceeds to rip off some of her pubes and throw them at aforementioned cummed upon face. If done correctly, the pubes adhere to the semen, creating a "hairy" effect.
Bill: Holy shit, I gave Karen such a raging New York Haircut that she couldn't sit down for two days.
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A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.
Also: two haircut skirt.
"Check it out, two haircut pants!"
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