Fucking Ham

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.

Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!

ham bushing

When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole

Your going to do that chick? She's kind of loose you better use a ham bushing.

HAMS

Have A Musical Summer
Mainly used by "cool" music teachers
Can Also be used by the occational musicly addicted young person
And even is used by all those poser kids who think it "cool" to be musicly addictid.

Kelley: hey homie (calling Jamie and waving)
You signed my yearbook HAMS??
Jamie(musicly addicted):Yeah HAve A musical summer!

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Ham Sauce

An additive to awesome sauce when awesome sauce isn't flavorful enough to feed the appetite of the highly performing, sleep-deprived, coffee-soaked professional.

The baseball player threw a little ham sauce on that fastball.

Ham Gravy

A betting term for someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses

Wow, that guy was losing already and then made a side bet to lose more money! That’s additional Ham Gravy for the players!

HAM

In the MMORPG EVE Online, it stands for Heavy Assault Missile

That Drake had 6 HAM launchers that did a lot of damage

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Ham

A slang term for Cigar.
Used by High-School Students who are not old enough to buy them and/or do Marijuana.

See Maham

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-"Hey man you got any Hams?"
-"Ya man, my older sister is buying some for me tonight!"

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