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An erection that is hard and persistant
"Man she gives me a pan(handle)"
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A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shit, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. Even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. Best if done at night.
"Oh man i gotta shit, and I'm pretty bored. Hey guys let's play handle the shit!"
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The insetion of your thumb, right or left, into the fart box of a female sexual partner while grabing the ass flap, right or left, and commencing to punish with your man pole until ejaculation. Usually followed by a donkey punch.
that bitch was climbing the wall and whaling all loud and shit when i gave her the ass handle so i had to knock her out cold with a donkey punch
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the act of shitting into another human's ass via a small connecting tube.
When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!
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when you put a really fat chick on her side and fuck her love handles.
shit man. that bitch must be 350 pounds. can you just picture me love-handling the shit out of her?
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A lever found commonly on the outside of a door or swinging portal to another room. Usually placed around 3 1/3 feet above the ground. Some handles or "knobs" are metal or occasionally plastic (very rare).
Door handles are great. When I need to get somewhere, they really help me get there. Wow they're great. Skeet Skeet
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When you need a little more to grab onto, when you're sliding your hot cock up your lover's tight ass, these guys jiggle just right.
Did you see thee love handles on that chick
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