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To listen through walls to private conversations
Peeping Tom's should be castrated so I guess that means hearing Tom's should have there ear drums burst!
A pest is a pest!
v. Synonymous with taking a dump. The same subject matter.
Bob- Hey Bill, where are you off to in such a hurry?
Bill- Grievance hearing
Bob- Hope everything comes out ok.
The ringing in your ears after listening to loud music
Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?
Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?
Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?
Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!
Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!
Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.
Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.
Person 26: word’ cum!
The domestically abused brother of Horton from the popular Dr. Suess book "Horton hears the who". He was arrested for the murder of their abusive father. 3 days later Horton notified the police, and the brother was arrested at 4:32 am on December 11 of 2017. Ever since that day the brother hates snitches
When Horton hears a snitch a bitch about to be shot
When a block in a video game disappears and reappears in a different place in the level.
Those blocks keep dissing up hearing on me!
A catchy marketing tagline that disappeared from the global lexicon after spacemobile was created
"Can you hear me now?"
"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"
We Hear You (or W.H.Y. for short) is a PR way for companies to feign acknowledgement and responsibility of their mistakes without following up on a solution in an minimalist way of calming down their irate customers/employees.
After YouTube rewinds dislike ratio surpasses the most disliked video on YouTube
"Thanks to the creators that took part in Rewind, and the community that responded. We hear what you're saying, and we want to make next year better for all of you. Watch this space!"
Some random YouTube user "yeah We Hear You when your plans go up in flames".