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To hook up with someone of lower social status and/or attractiveness level.
(A few girls are looking at facebook)
"Ew, that guy is so fugly"
"OMG. him and I were hooking down last night at the club"
The opposite of hooking up, characterized by a noticeable lack of intimate touching, lack of goosebumps and or chills, excessive amount of spooning and pillow talk, and occasional frumpiness. In terms of sexual baseball nomenclature, it would be considered a bunt.
Christian: "Did my eyes deceive me, or did I see Andrew hooking up with that girl from Iowa!"
Derek: "You are indeed mistaken sir, she is far too sober. Those two are definitely hooking down tonight"
This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The hook and real gave me my war.
The Hook, or as its know in laymens terms Bendycockolitus, It's basically where your penis doesn't get hard on one side, left or right, it doesn't matter, and basically it bends to one side, thus creating a hook shape.
Woah, look at jacks penis it looks like a hook, he must have The HOOK!
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eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!
houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!
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The phrase used by students at the University of Texas at Austin (UT) when cheering on their team or demonstrating the overall intellectual and athletic prowess of their school over any other educational establishment. The phrase is derived from the school's logo, the Texas Longhorn, named Bevo.
C'mon boys, kick the sh*t outta the Sooners, HOOK EM!
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