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The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.
She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.
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A computer or other electronic device of poor quality. A frustrating piece of shit that constantly malfs.
Christ on a bike, this Gateway is a real hose box.
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An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"
"Dude, I had massive hose equity"
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It means "trouser snake" in german
*gets kicked in the balls*
Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!
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1) getting beaten with a piece of rubber hose
2) being sprayed down with a water hose
1) my dad caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed
2) my priest caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed
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when you trick a girl to giving you a blow job and when she thinks your about to cum, pee all over her face.
Man I know it was bogus but i did a watering hose on stacy last night.
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When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.
Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
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