Hungarian Spinning Disease

fatal disease characterized by intense sensations of spinning (hence the name), dizziness, nausea, or falling. causes are unknown, but the victim almost always perishes within 78 hours of the first spinning attack. slight headaches often precede the attacks.

it is also notable that the disease only affects certain 12 year olds with names beginning in s and ending in ofia.

"oh no! sofia's caught the hungarian spinning disease!"

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Hungarian Head cold

A Hungarian Head Cold is where you shoot sperm in someones ear and then slap the same ear.

I love blondes! Give them a Hungarian Head Cold and it comes out the other ear!

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italian czechoslavakian hungarians

italian czechoslavakian hungarians are usually people that are very proud of their heritage and ask their grandmothers all about their family history. they tend to boycott at local 7-11's and make up fake news reports. they also have really weird science teachers and are obsessed with the disney channel.

italian czechoslavakian hungarians are people who shall remain nameless and have blonde, whoops i mean brown hair.

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Hungarian Pancake Stack

A sexual act involving two males and one female in which one male lies flat upon his back with the female on top, and the remaining male on top of her, with both males simultaneously penetrating her. To distinguish the Hungarian Pancake Stack, the female must be menstruating with the blood evoking Hungarian vampire lore.

It's a good thing we got a hotel room before we did that Hungarian Pancake Stack. All this blood would be a pain in the ass to clean up.

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Hungarian hot fudge sundae

When you have explosive diarrhea all over someone’s chest and then you proceed to top said chest with whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, and chopped almonds. You then put a bib on and proceed to say “let’s dig in!” As you ravenously dig in to this scrumptious dessert you have created.

Olivia ate a Hungarian Hot Fudge sundae the other night

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Hungarian snow angel

Two girls sit and shit on the ground. On the fecal matter the girls made, you cum on it as well. After that, the girls are making snow angels in their own shit!!!

Hey, instead of making snow angels, why don't we make Hungarian snow angels???

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The Hungarian Popsicle

Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!

Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”

István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”

Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”