A guy who has a great personality, and is a great friend. A Jacob Hurt only rarely upsets you, or does anything to hurt you. He may occasionally be the life of the party, but he will always be there for you.
Jacob Hurt: Hey fag
Me: Oh, I gotcha
Jacob Hurt: Whatever
Me: You're such a Jacob Hurt
It hurts and feels good at the same time.
My boyfriend gave me hurtful goodness while he was hitting it from the back.
A girl wanting to have a child because of being around children
*girl around babies* girl 1: being around these kids got my ovaries hurting
Girl 2: girllll same.
Puss hurt: very similar to “Butt-hurt”, but more specifically applying to individuals with a pussy.. this can include feeling hurt, embarrassed and humiliated, feeling rejected, and feeling angry and resentful about a perceived injustice. Can frequently involve righteous indignation as a defense mechanism
“ Tina, you treated him like a dog after he took you on that trip to Cabo and now he’s moved on? You jus’ puss hurt!”
When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
To Take A Huge Loss of A Person ,Friend ,Family Lover or Property .Unexpected humiliation and
Anger or perhaps Have A lot of Sadness Behind
The Situation.
I Found Out My Friends Got Killed Last Night
“That Hurt The Body”
Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".
Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!
Eagles fan: cope.