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Jacob Hurt

A guy who has a great personality, and is a great friend. A Jacob Hurt only rarely upsets you, or does anything to hurt you. He may occasionally be the life of the party, but he will always be there for you.

Jacob Hurt: Hey fag
Me: Oh, I gotcha
Jacob Hurt: Whatever
Me: You're such a Jacob Hurt

by Trestone October 25, 2016


ovaries hurting

A girl wanting to have a child because of being around children

*girl around babies* girl 1: being around these kids got my ovaries hurting

Girl 2: girllll same.

by Thatbishhhhhh May 9, 2021


Nobody Hurt

When nobody is hurt. Generally speaking, this is an all encompassing saying for whenever something negative happens, other than serious injury or death. Tends to be used by coaches across the nation.

Luka started off slow tonight, but Nobody Hurt, he’ll still drop 40+.”

by BeanBottaBoom March 31, 2021


puss hurt

Puss hurt: very similar to “Butt-hurt”, but more specifically applying to individuals with a pussy.. this can include feeling hurt, embarrassed and humiliated, feeling rejected, and feeling angry and resentful about a perceived injustice. Can frequently involve righteous indignation as a defense mechanism

“ Tina, you treated him like a dog after he took you on that trip to Cabo and now he’s moved on? You jus’ puss hurt!”

by PurpleVortex August 11, 2023


Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 3, 2019


hurt-hating

When a person or a group of people build up hatred in the form of prejudices against another group of people who have either recently or historical caused significant harm to said individual or group.

Colonialism has created a lot of hurt-hating among indigenous people and the following generations of said colonizers. Can you blame them?

by H.S. Ren September 13, 2022


Hurtful Goodness

It hurts and feels good at the same time.

My boyfriend gave me hurtful goodness while he was hitting it from the back.

by WhyTiaJustStopit December 18, 2022