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The thing you say when your best female (or male if you’re female) friend is singing the chorus of “Lovefool” by the Cardigans and dancing with a stick that has a wig that looks like her/his crush’s hair on it, and you’re scared and jealous of this man/woman.
Person 1: Love me, love me, Say that you love me~
Person 2: I’m so scared
The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.
Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:
Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”
Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”
1👍 1👎
SHE IS NOT OKAY
HER LIFE IS SHIT RN
“how are you”
“eh i’m okay”
“aw shiutttt”
When somebody is doing questionable things and u have to point them out
My dude u had sex with that thot, I’m on your neck. It also works with head, forehead, chest and mouth.
Some kid asked his grandma to drive over the bridge that goes over the railroad tracks to get to the eastbound side of the train station, but his grandma hates that bridge so she said I’m Not Doing Bridges. Now used as a term to say whenever something happens that you don’t like or you are about do something that you don’t like.
*school bus makes a fart sound*
Some kid: I’m not doing bridges
When you get red all over the page, there is only one thing to do. Eat page!!!!!!
“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”
“Bro I’m eat the page ngl”
i’m just snackin’ is a phrase used by sierra when she’s joking, doesn’t want to explain something, or when she needs a default answer.
sierra: *says something for no reason*
person: what??
sierra: i’m just snackin’