Illegalism

For when you commit a crime.

Thats illegalism 😦

Illegalism

To be a snake or rat.

Mister Police Officer, I would like to outline that I have seen a bit of illegalism.

Illegal Dumping

When you've been pooping for way too long while on company time.

Mr. Anderson's crackdown on Illegal Dumping had to end after he busted down the bathroom door while an employee was pooping.

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball

How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me

It’s Illegal to be mean to chris

Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin

Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”

Illegal POV

A Point of View video of a roller coaster filmed without the amusement park's permission.

Person 1: bro why do you have ur phone out, we are 200ft in the sky
Person 2: ILLEGAL POV! ILLEGAL POV! ILLEGAL POV!