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fish impact

Normie: "What are you talking about? wtf is fish impact?"
fishman: "fish impact"

by Lattolas March 17, 2022


Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 30, 2017


Genshin Impact

A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters

Oh you play Genshin Impact? Kill yourself loser

by YippityDoogan July 03, 2022


Genshin Impact

Any living organism that downloaded this game, their father had left.

yayyy genshin impact is downloaded......wait where did dad go

by fxgmcha,jkjsgf,zdsj May 20, 2022


Genshin Impact

An anime-style action RPG developed and published by miHoYo(known as Hoyoverse overseas) in 2020.

Probably one of the most polarizing games that ever came out since Grand Theft Auto V or The Last of Us Part 2, as you will get two completely different responses depending on who you ask despite its huge audience.

Fans and some reviewers praise the game for its well-crafted world, diverse cast of characters, engaging gameplay mechanics, excellent BGM, and rich, engaging story.

On the other hand, critics derided the game as a Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild ripoff due to their similarities shown in earlier footage. It also doesn't help that there were allegations about in-game censorship and spyware during the game's early days, further souring its reputation. Its gacha system is also a point of contention in the West, due to its luck-based nature that is similar to gambling.

Stereotypically speaking, Genshin Impact players in the West are seen as 500lb neckbeard pedophiles; and in the East, especially in Hong Kong and Taiwan, you will be seen as a CCP bootlicker who has trash taste and no integrity.

Fans: I'm amazed by how well-made the game is despite its Chinese origins. If you would ask me where this game came from, I would not have guessed that it is from China.

Critics: Genshin Impact is a piece of trash insulting the gaming industry and creativity. Why bother putting in blood, sweat and tears to create something great when you can just rip off somebody else's hard work and watch those neckbeards forking out their entire life savings for their anime waifu? The game only belongs in one place: the landfill.

by July 03, 2024


Genshin Impact

something jeremy sucks at

when Jeremy plays genshin impact, he doesn't

by notlettuce June 06, 2022


Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.

Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."

by hutaolover🥺 January 14, 2023