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slick minute

Similar to other phrases such as "hot minute" and "fat minute" meaning a long period of time

I haven't hung out with Lauren in a slick minute

by Tm99tm June 6, 2017


MS Minute

The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.

Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.

by ReallyTiredOfThisShit July 10, 2021


A few minutes

Defined by Microsoft to mean hours and hours of waiting, or a small period of time after you need it done.

Still hate Apple though.

C drive is being defragmented, this may take "a few minutes"... HOURS LATER, still going

I can't leave now, the install is gunna finish any second... HOURS LATER, still going

by chipmunk34again July 4, 2010

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Nek Minute

'Next minute' said with an accent. Used to express a sudden dramatic turn of events.

Left my scooter outside the dairy. Nek Minute... *destroyed scooter lying on the ground*

by Anonymousprogramer September 5, 2011

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minute buster

The amount of time wasted in meetings when fellow attendees ask stupid questions, or bluster on for minutes about things that no one cares about.

"Well, I appreciate your point, but your endless commentary is becoming a real minute buster."

by matty75 January 13, 2010

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McIlwain Minute

A period of time falling between a Mexican Minute (about 5 minutes) and a Jones Minute (about half an hour).

Nick came up with the idea of meeting at the bar at 6:45, but he was a McIlwain Minute late, even though he lived a minute away.

by TenaciousDenny May 6, 2010

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Football Minute

A period of time described as one minute that will actually become several times longer, especially if due to frequent interruptions. Antonym: New York minute

Dude, you said you'd be here in a New York minute. That was like fifteen minutes ago. More like a football minute.

by LexLuthericographer May 31, 2010

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