Similar to other phrases such as "hot minute" and "fat minute" meaning a long period of time
I haven't hung out with Lauren in a slick minute
The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.
Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.
Defined by Microsoft to mean hours and hours of waiting, or a small period of time after you need it done.
Still hate Apple though.
C drive is being defragmented, this may take "a few minutes"... HOURS LATER, still going
I can't leave now, the install is gunna finish any second... HOURS LATER, still going
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'Next minute' said with an accent. Used to express a sudden dramatic turn of events.
Left my scooter outside the dairy. Nek Minute... *destroyed scooter lying on the ground*
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The amount of time wasted in meetings when fellow attendees ask stupid questions, or bluster on for minutes about things that no one cares about.
"Well, I appreciate your point, but your endless commentary is becoming a real minute buster."
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A period of time falling between a Mexican Minute (about 5 minutes) and a Jones Minute (about half an hour).
Nick came up with the idea of meeting at the bar at 6:45, but he was a McIlwain Minute late, even though he lived a minute away.
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A period of time described as one minute that will actually become several times longer, especially if due to frequent interruptions. Antonym: New York minute
Dude, you said you'd be here in a New York minute. That was like fifteen minutes ago. More like a football minute.
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