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Defecating on the floor of a public bathroom
Lew is so disgusting, he went between the uprights in the men's room.
When you can't decide whether you should do something wrong for the right reason or do something right for the wrong reason.
I'm really in between the heavens about killing my mothers rapist.
Oh we understand it now! That a thing we understand now because the violence is being directed in the way we want the distinction is a thing we accept now.
Hym "So, I used to talk about the difference between justification and understanding and now we all understand that I was CORRECT. I am justified in saying that this is the kind of shit that gets your kids murdered and instead of NOT DOING IT... You are doing it and robbing me... And somehow... That is supposed to teach me to not murder your kids? So now that we are all on the same page. You need to UNDERSTAND that you need to change what you are doing in such a way that it gets me my money. Because you are not JUSTIFIED in taking from me and if we are doing unjustified things to eachother... I KNOW WHAT UNJUSTIFIED THING I'M GOING TO PICK."
After his first night in prison, Ted suffered anal wreckage from a late night game of Fun Between the Buns.
When you’re alternative between reading a book and doing lines of cocaine.
Guy 1: “I was reading between the lines yesterday. Nothing goes better than a good book and some top quality cocaine.”
Guy 2: “Heck yeah dude. What were you reading?”
Guy 1:
The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.
When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.
Busting a nut in a gorilla's mouth and then having the gorilla give oral to your girl with your load in its mouth
My girl's vagina has been smelling like a burning dumpster behind a seafood restaurant lately and I know she wants to try to make a baby tonight. I wonder if that gorilla over there is down for a Ugandan Go-Between.