Crop Block

When a friend Cock Blocks you by Crop Dusting the area where you are talking to a girls at the bar.

"Damn it. I can't believe he Crop Blocked me last night."
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."

My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.

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Crowd-block

When you're in a rush, and are repeatedly blocked by a lot of people who are standing in your way.

"Man, I missed the bus. I was totally crowd-blocked..."

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blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

Block Spot

AKA blockspot, blocspot, ect

1. oldschool ghetto term for ones house, apartment, and or where one is chillin at that night.

2. the spot/ place where the party's at.

1. "you going with us or what?" "no I'm drunk as fuck, I'ma dip out to the block spot and euthanize some sheep while I slip into a coma"

2. "Shit! are we going to that bar or are we chillin at the blockspot krunkenstein?"

3. (2nd definition) on the telephone "bitch get your asses over here there's some killer dro and we got bout 30 people getting crippled at the blocspot, hell 25 more comin and they gonna be a DJ, shiiiit!, got some liquor?, weed huh? bring that shit nigga!!"

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hop block

(Spinoff of "cock block".) A hop block occurs when one person impedes another person's attempt to drink beer. Usually a spouse/significant other, but could be any friend, co-worker, or a complete stranger.

I had the bartender's attention for a moment, but the hot blonde at the other end of the bar keeps hop-blocking me.

I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.

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gock block

An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.

Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.

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Block Fishing

When police ride around looking for any old reason to pull someone over!

I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh

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