glass cheque

A Glaswegian term: Describes a special glass bottle, containing Irn-Bru, or other similar soft drink, available in many cornershops in Scotland. The bottle is returnable and currently attracts a 25p refund when you give the bottle back to the shop. Called a cheque as they are often collected and cashed (like a cheque)by students and cheap bastards alike either to buy more Bru, or with enough bottles, some skag.

I'm gonnie cash these glass cheques and get some more Bru and a kebab.

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stunna glasses

The kind of crazy looking glasses that people wear when they go hyphy (wild).. they are usually round like two circles, and very big in size.

i wear my stunna glasses at night

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Titties on glass.

Human female breasts pressed against glass in a visually appealing way.

Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.

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emo glasses

Thick, black-rimmed "nerd" glasses that make women look incredibly sexy

"That girl in the emo glasses is so fucking hot; I just want to blow my load all over them."

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Spoerk glasses

glasses that are entirely too big for someones face.

person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you

person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee

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shot glass

1. (n) a small glass container, typically 1.5 US fl oz, used to serve hard liquor.

2. (n) a woman who is so uptight and self-righteous that her vagina is no larger than a shot glass, and about as comfortable to fuck.

See also: blue balls

(1) Hey hand me that shot glass of Patron, I'm about to get wild!

(2) Another Christmas party with Shot Glass? Damn, hand me the Patron!

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Glass Jaw

1.A jaw that is easily broken by a punch to the face or chin.
2.A person with a glass jaw can't take many punches and loses a fight very quickly, usually by being knocked out.

"You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw you should watch your mouth, because ill break your face." - 50 Cent

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