piss bottle

A bottle of piss that is left outside one's door when this person/group has been too loud. In some cultures, the piss bottle is used to serve as a warning and is believed to strike fear and terror into the hearts of those who are too noisy while playing Mario Tennis at 4:30 A.M. In others, it is meant to appease the mighty Piss Gods. As for our culture, we haven't decided yet.

Earl: Hey Cletus, they's makin' noise again! Come piss in this here bottle and leave 'er outside ther door! Tha'll show 'em. An maybe the Piss Gods 'll be made happy and take way my here rash.

Cletus: I dun like those piss bottles. They's tastey drinkin' too!

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Bottle Shocked

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.

Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.

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Bottle Fucking

The Act of a Bottle (Preferably a Beer Bottle or Wine Bottle) inserted into one's vagina or anus.

Peter "Can i stick a bottle in you?"
Paige "Ok, i will enjoy that"
Peter "It might not fit in, your tight as fuck"
Paige "Oh i fucking know that shit"
Peter "I Love Bottle Fucking :)"

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bottle to the face

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

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speed bottling

A game in which between 4 and 10 people get hammered and sit in a spa or pool, or any large enough body of water with an empty plastic bottle. The plastic bottle is rapidly pulled under the water in the center of the spa, then released, launching it into the air. The aim of the sport is to get the greatest number of catches in 60 seconds. The current world record is 51 catches.

You may not catch the bottle if it was you who released it, nor if it is partly in the water.

This is an example of speed bottling, before the bottle is realesed
___________________-water level
/\/\
| | -bottle
| |
\/

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friendly bottle

You say "friendly bottle" when you want everybody around to share a bottle of alcohol with you.
This involves passing the bottle around.

you: "Friendly bottle!"
others: "No thanks, I'm to drunk already..."

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gatorade bottle

the bottle a 7th grader normally carries around in his un-fashionable fanny pack.

kid: dude, whats in there?
fanny man: gatorade bottle.

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