reverse card

When a friend burns you, you send them a picture of the reverse card.

Friend: your so weird
Me:*reverse card*

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Race Card

When a person that isn't white uses their ethnicity as an advantage in the workplace (i.e., getting hired or promotions)

The boss at MegaCorp hired LaTon instead of Mike. Mile had the better résumé, but he was white. LaTon used the "Race Card" during his interview as an unfair advantage.

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Business Card

Something exhibiting a horrendous smell.

It smells like business card in here, did someone fart?

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hoe card

1. Calling someone's bluff

1.I challenged that nigga but he didn't do nothin so I pulled his hoe card

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gash card

Method of payment offered by women to pizza delivery boys and taxi drivers.

I haven't got any money. Do you take gash?

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Trump Card

1. To negate something that's has been established

2.A grandiose way of saying Broke.

1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.

2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."

Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."

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card table

A sexual act involving two men playing cards on a woman's back whilst pummeling her from both ends.

"You fancy getting your wife involved in our little game this weekend. We'll use her as the card table again."

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