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When someone is gay and they don't admit it.
Sebastian is a closet fag because he doesn't admit he's actually homosexual.
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someone who plays an instrument (guitar) when nobody is around
yo when are you going to play on stage and stop being a closet rocker
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(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples
Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell
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a big alcoholic, but dosent talk about drinking. when givin the chance will drink everybody out
hahaha me.... BITCH, get me a chicken samwitch and some wallfle frys..... FO' FREE!!! ^^^^^^in the closet alcoholic
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A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry
Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny
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A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers
"Fuck! My mum found the shit closet"
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A small room in a house that functions as a closet. Named so because you can walk into it.
Our new house is huge, I even have my own Walk-In Closet !
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