Flesh Surfer

A Flesh Surfer is someone with a fetish for the 'larger' members of the opposite sex. The idea being that you have to slap a leg and catch the first wave in. Beginner Flesh Surfers should be advised to stay between the flags.

"Hey Alex, That's the 5th big'un in a row. Your a professional Flesh Surfer"

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flesh mullet

A roll of flesh at the back of someone's brush cut.

His flesh mullet undulated as he spoke.

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flesh capacitor

A slutty person (male or female), able to accept lots of "flesh", in other terms, can contain lots of penis both simultaneously and sequentially.

"That chick had three dudes in her at the same time. She's quite the flesh capacitor."

"That man has a train run on him every night. Talk about a flesh capacitor."

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Flesh Pancaking

v. The movement of the large flattened breasts of a particular female in two similar elliptical paths. Caused by the significant thrusting force of another.

I was banging her so hard she was Flesh Pancaking!

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Flesh Jousting

A description of sexual contact of any kind

She's alright, wouldn't mind doing a bit of flesh jousting with her

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Crack In Flesh

A word that shows how much cofidence you have. The term could also could be of egotistical. Another way of saying to people "he/she likes me a lot". Refered when talking about your self or someone else.

Britt: You Aint Nuffin Boy
Jus: Shoot you crazy. I'm like raw cocaine, put in a pot with water and soda and thrown on flames.
Britt: So
Jus:What came out was me, yes, Crack In Flesh, at its best.

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Flesh Whistle

The sound made when a hair lip (male or female) looses suction while performing a vicious blow job.

Did you hear the roaring flesh whistle Joaquin Phoenix released while performing oral pleasures on Daniel Tosh? It was epic...

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