Jar Squatter

A shock site where a man proceeds to squat on a glass jar (inserting it into his anus) and the glass jar breaks inside his anus.

'Did you ever see Jar Squatter!?'

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sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

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jar of flies

The 4th album/2nd EP released by the great band Alice In Chains. It contains 7 songs and was/still is the ONLY ep EVER to be #1 on the charts, let alone debut at it. Take that Godsmack.

How many EP's have debuted at #1? Just Jar of Flies.

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Honey jar

G rated terminology of the vagina.

Winnie likes it when Jacky dips into her honey jar.

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Jam Jars

Large glasses with thick lenses, often considered nerdy or geeky. Sometimes referred to as coke bottles.

Cool Kid 1: Eugh, look at that dweeb with the jam jars.
Cool Kid 2: Gag me. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.

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jiz jar

A girl that that takes a lot of penis. (Also known as a slut)

"Dude, I can't believe you did that girl, she is such a jiz jar!"

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t-jar

A t-jar, is any object used to cover your dick when you have a boner.

Paul used a t-jar when Siera and Lauren came over to watch movies.

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