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One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.
A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
I woke up with a morning rose
Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose
A fictional character in Destiny 2. She has no eyes and likes to spout random language.
Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?
“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”
Minutes that actually last 30 secs. Especially when you are running late in the morning.
(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"
(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.
morning mahogany
guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?
guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.
guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.
When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.
Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?
Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.
When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.
Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.