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Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.
Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.
Guy : WTF WHY?
Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.
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To take a shit that comes out like dirty water.
"Man, I just got back from the shitter and my ring piece pumped out a Flint Pipeline Special."
Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.
Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.
A gangbang.
If one guy can lay pipe, then 10 can lay the whole Trans-Alaska Pipeline.
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After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.
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When you put a large amount of shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once it is rock hard, you can use it as a condom!
I used a Alaskan Pipeline to pleasure myself last night.
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It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline
Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.