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You Just Need To Get Laid Or Something.
Wow that cranky ass teacher needs to follow the Karenology Theory
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Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.
Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.
*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!
Theory of adult male/female interaction, detailed at intellectualwhores.com. States that men and women can never be friends unless the man is gay, is sober and finds the woman repulsive, or has another woman much higher on his ladder.
Trying to ladder-jump is extremely risky and should not be attempted by the faint of heart.
Ladder Theory defines the Kiss of Death: "I just want to be friends."
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One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.
Hey what if that color theory thing is right, wouldn't that be wierd.
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A theory to explain, when playing pool, that only one person or team can be defined as winning or losing the game.
During a game of pool, you can either win, lose, or none of the above.
*After David accidentally sinks the 8 ball before the end of the game*
Alex: "Yes, I won!"
David: "You didn't win, I just lost. Haven't you heard of the cookie theory?"
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A theory that states that thongs, while in use, may either increase or decrease the attractiveness of women.
Using a scale from 1 to 10 to rate the attractiveness of women where 1 is 'not hot' and 10 is 'very hot':
Hotness Scale:
1 <= n <= 10
Women who are rated n < 4:
These women decrease in attractiveness: n - 1
Women who are rated 4 <= n < 7:
These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1/2
Women who are rated 10 <= n <= 7:
These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1
Mike: Her tits are nice and she's got a nice face. I'd give her a 7.
Joe: Dude! Mike, she's totally wearing a thong though. That makes her an 8 today! At least according to the thong theory.
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Connection Theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. In most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. Such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.
Guy: I thought you had original opinions and views so I wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!
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