To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation
"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."
The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder
Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.
Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.
"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"
The act of calling out a susaloid. Whacking-A-Sus could also mean kicking a sus when it's down-- bringing in old accusations when the sus is already getting called out.
crew 1: I saw a sus vent!
crew 2: lets eject em'
sus: wow, way to whack-a-sus
During oral sex, the male politly asks the female to "work on the head". As she does this, he acts as if he's masturbating, thus punching her in the nose several times.
Dude, I actually whack-jabbed that chick last night.
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When one is whacked, hit, or on rare occasions pummelled by a female's obscenely powerful dancing and shaking of the Gluteus Maximus. Many African American females have been reported to have done this.
Wow, Shaniquwa is really shaking it! Dayyyuuummm, she just booty whacked the shit outta my hand!