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Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.

The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.

by Ontological June 24, 2018


Sisyphean Intelligence

when intelligence is a Sisyphean task.

If someone has Sisyphean Intelligence any intelligent thought will metaphorically roll back down right before being formed. It does not matter how hard they try, someone with Sisyphean intelligence will always seem as if cursed by the gods into stupidity.

Person 1: that guy is an absolute idiot
Person 2: nah, he is simply a man of Sisyphean intelligence

by Random-Idiot October 3, 2024


humorically intelligent

This is to explain if someone has a good sense of humour and is intelligent enough to identify deep layered jokes.

After telling my joke last night at the party, no one laughed except for Alyxx. I knew those guys were not humorically intelligent.

by FegaAbsolute May 29, 2022


intelligence indicator

Tattoos, shaved heads, and body piercings tell everyone how smart the person wearing any of those things is.

A tattoo, shaved head, or a body piercing is an intelligence indicator, it tells others how smart the person wearing any of those things is.

by but for April 26, 2022


Covid intelligence

Someone who’s well educated on Covid from following YouTube medical professionals.

Sarah knows everything about Covid! She even shares her own medical advice on a YouTube channel. If you want to know how masks really work, watch her episode on masking is stupid.

Don’t listen to her, she’s a real Covidiot that’s lost her mind. She also believes the earth is flat. She lacks any Covid intelligence.

by Maybe so 2222 January 25, 2023


HEARTBEAT INTELLIGENCE

BEAT OF MUSIC TEN SECONDS AGO

the SIXTY SECONDS ago was an example of HEARTBEAT INTELLIGENCE..

by PRIME ASSHOLE April 18, 2021


smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence

Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.

by chick-fil-a lova April 9, 2019